I saw New Moon yesterday, and I like...fell back in love with the Volturi.

They. Are. SO. GAY. ITS. REDONK.

IDEK WHAT TO DO BECAUSE THE ENTIRE TIME, ARO WAS BEING SO JOYFUL AND CUTE AND MARCUS AND GRINDENWALDCAIUS WERE JUST STARING AT HIM WITH LOOKS ON THEIR FACES THAT SAID;
'WE'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY BUT WE'RE ACTUALLY REALLY HORNY ATM. WE'RE FAPPING WITH OUR MIIIIINDS~'

They totally fuck each other every night, and Alec and Felix totally join in. Jane feels so lonely 'cause she's the only girl in the Volturi so she just goes on the internet and reads fanfiction.

^{apparently aro and jane are a couple in the books? what the fuck smeyer. way to ruin my fun yet again you bitch.}

So yeah.

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